she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I don't deserve a penis
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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