Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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