Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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