My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Rumble strips road head = magical
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
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