Well apparently he's into motor boating.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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