And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Randomize
