Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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