Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm sobbing to NWA
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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