Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize