Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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