He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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