I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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