chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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