normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she told me i tasted like america
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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