Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
sick fucks of a feather flock together
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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