Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Randomize
