..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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