just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
no you cant smoke seaweed
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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