4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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