the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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