just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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