a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
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