We're like a lot better than the average bears
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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