Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Damn victory sex feels great
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize