Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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