Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
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2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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