So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
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