I'm eating all of the evidence.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
i now understand why vodka
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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