so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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