I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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