babies were throwing up all over the place
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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