After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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