absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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