I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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