the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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