dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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