ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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