Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
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