I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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