never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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