and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Randomize
