? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
No subtext here. People are naked.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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