If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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