Whod you bang
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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