Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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