What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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