I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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