sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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