Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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