the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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