I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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