He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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