i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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