I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
