As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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